Aw, man! Y’all got homeless coming around here now? That’s why I tell Darnell to break your bottles before you throw them away. That’ll keep them from coming around.

— Joy, My Name is Earl

It’s not porn if it’s already on TV.

— Darnell, My Name is Earl

We just believe take a little out, put a lot back in.

— Heathcliff Huxtable (Bill Cosby), The Cosby Show

Still cannot believe it’s been ten years since this day! TEN?!? And what a great day it was. I was so geeked out that we got a year when Bill Cosby was our speaker. Thanks @khanley8 for the inspiration! #tbt #throwbackthursday
Halloween 2004 at my first favorite bank in the world! This was the year SOME decided we should just dress up as people wearing pajamas, all as an excuse to wear pajamas at work. In case you can’t tell, I was one of those people! #tbt #throwbackthursday
Here’s the silver robe making another appearance on B, two years later (c. 2004)
So the story here is Granpop would go to the auction and buy a bunch of shit then put it in the extra house on his property, which we used as the party house. Which meant that closet became like the magic closet of really random clothes that no one knew where they came from. Needless to say, you drink enough beer and all of a sudden dress up looks like a fun idea. Man those were the good ol’ days. #tbt #throwbackthursday
To this day, still one of my favorites from the days of partying at Granpop’s. Beer is awesome. #tbt #throwbackthursday
Me and brother in my Neon. All dressed up for his Homecoming senior year. Circa 2002. #tbt #throwbackthursday
Birthday flowers from my mama (and dad and brother)! Purple is my favorite color so they sent me purple flowers. They smell so good!